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Things My Mother Taught Me

Friday, July 08, 2005


Found this cute list on AHAJOKES.COM

My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP..."Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE..."What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR..."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT..."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

My mother taught me about GENETICS..."You are just like your father!"

My mother taught me about my ROOTS..."Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE..."When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION..."Just wait until your father gets home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING...You are going to get it when we get home.

and my all time favorite thing - JUSTICE..."One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU..then you'll see what it's like."

5 tattled:

  • At 7/08/2005 11:18 PM, Blogger the seeker said…

    Thanks for the prayers. God's answer is always best even if it wasn't exactly the answer we were looking for. Even though I trust Him, I really love it when we get just a little glimpse of the picture.

     
  • At 7/08/2005 11:23 PM, Blogger the seeker said…

    One more add to your list: My mother taught me about style..."When your older, you'll look back at your picture in your high school yearbook and say, "What was I thinking?"

     
  • At 7/09/2005 8:43 AM, Blogger LAMommyof3 said…

    lol - very true - what was with those bangs of the 80's?!?

     
  • At 7/09/2005 9:44 AM, Blogger BayouMaMa said…

    Ewwww...yes, what were we thinking!? Mine were so tall they added at least 2-3 inches to my height. Of course, at my height...that was probably a positive thing! ;-)

     
  • At 7/13/2005 11:56 AM, Blogger Bill & Glory said…

    Haha! Great stuff.

    I found you on Christian Bloggers, and so glad I did.

    Glory

     

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