1. You say "You just wait until your father gets home!"
2. You lick your finger and wipe your child's face.
3. A teenager who checks you out at the grocery store calls you mam.
4. You say "your face is going to get stuck like that!"
5. Your purse is bigger than your baby.
6. You make your child eat all of their vegetables.
7. You say "If so and so jumped off of a bridge, would you do it too?"
8. You can't wait for the Sunday paper so you can clip coupons.
9. You think that Robert Redford is a hottie after all.
10. You have memorized all of the prices on Price is Right.