You Might Be A Mommy if...

Jeff Foxworthy has his list, and I have mine...

You might be a Mommy if...

• you know the names of all 4 Wiggles
• you haven't seen anything but G rated movies all week
• you can make an entire meal out of what's under your sofa cushions
• you think boogers and spit up are the new style (sorry - that was a gross one)
• you go to pay for your groceries at the supermarket and a pacifier falls out of your purse
• your ideal evening is one where you stay in bed all night with your husband -- ALONE -- and just sleep
• if halfway through reading this post you had to stop to take someone to the potty

More coming soon...

If you have any additions, please feel free to post them here! :)